Dusty's Diary: One Frustrated Man's Zombie Apocalypse Story

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One Frustrated Man's Zombie Apocalypse Story



I played all those cool video games. I watched all those movies. I read all those books. In most of those, the hero of the story kills all the zombies, drives a sweet car, has plenty to eat, and always seems to get laid by the end. Yeah. Whatever.



I gotta be straight with you about why I wrote this journal and it comes down to one thing, the apocalypse kinda sucks.



It doesn’t meet my expectations at all.



And I honestly have to tell you, I was looking forward to it. I mean, I really was. It’s not that I don’t like people. I do. But holy crap, I was so tired of all the crap I had to put up with back in the old days, paying a mortgage, high interest rates on my credit cards, high cholesterol, thinning hair and a thickening midsection. I was tired of dealing with jerk-off drivers during rush hour and I was tired of my ex wife yammering at me on the phone until my brain turned to jelly. I was tired of things always getting more expensive and my paycheck always staying the same. I guess from back in all of that, a zombie apocalypse looked like a pretty good future to me.



Well, here’s my story. Read it. Let me know what you think.